Meet the purr-fectly petty tee. Our “Your Lap Sucks” Cat Shirt pairs a grumpy kitty flipping the bird with a bold, distressed graphic for maximum attitude. Printed on the fan-favorite Comfort Colors unisex garment-dyed tee, it delivers that soft, lived-in feel from day one and only gets better with wear.
Why you’ll love it
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Soft, garment-dyed cotton with a broken-in, vintage vibe
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Relaxed unisex fit that’s easy to style for all bodies
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High-detail DTG print with a distressed graphic that won’t peel like vinyl
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Sturdy weight that drapes well and holds shape wash after wash
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Great gift for cat moms, cat dads, and anyone with a savage sense of humor
Fit & sizing
Runs true to size with a relaxed silhouette. If you like a roomier streetwear look, order one size up. Check the size chart before adding to cart.
Fabric & care
100% garment-dyed cotton (fiber content may vary slightly by color). Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
Style notes
Black tee with a distressed red/white/gray graphic featuring an unimpressed cat and the text “YOUR LAP SUCKS.” Pairs with denim, cargos, or layered under a flannel for a throwback vibe.
Gifting
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, or that one friend whose cat has main-character energy.
What you get
One unisex Comfort Colors graphic T-shirt printed on demand—made just for you.
FAQs
Is the print crackly or smooth?
It’s a soft, durable print designed to age nicely with the garment-dyed tee.
Will the color fade?
Garment-dyed tees have a vintage, washed character that softens slightly over time—by design.
Unisex fit—what does that mean?
A classic, relaxed silhouette that suits most body types. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
